aliceadventureland:

hoechseblinstan:

cue-the-crickets:

Don’t ask me “what time is it” because I will either say

a) time for you to get a watch
b) summertime
c) adventure time
d) it’s time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

e) *points to wrist* skin past bone

f) IT’S CHICO TIME.